Thursday, November 26, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
A Game of Balls !!
Of the very few things that make my life meaningful, I would count Football as one.
I cherish the sweet times of NIT Jalandhar- second year when we had night football tournaments.
Just imagine of a scene, clock striking 11 in the night, darkness everywhere, a lush green ground lit with flood lights, neatly marked football ground (White & Green), and the crowd waiting for the match to begin.
The feeling itself can turn anyone on !!
It is the Semi-Final today , an important match for us. More importantly, we were playing against the best teams of NITJ, The Blues.
The Blues had a terrifying record of 100% "Wins" ..
The match begun and as expected , possession of ball was like 20:80 between us and the Blues..
It was towards the end now and we were losing at 0-1 .
We got a chance.
This time,I carried the ball from the center-half , passed on to Aditya , the center-forward.
Aditya dribbled excellently, exceptional he was in this and passed on back to me. I realised that it was only the goal-keeper between me and the goal post. It was an important and the only moment to equal the lead ...If I could do this, our team would be credited as the first team equalling the best club of NITJ. My mind was flooded with all these thoughts.
"Shoot kar !! " shouted Aditya, before it was too late... But the moment I got the ball, I realized I was on the wrong ....I was surprised as the refree did not declare it an Off-side. He didnt blow the whistle..I was confused .....And within a fraction of second I knew that I was f***** late..
I have messed it up..
The goalie stood as a China Wall , my leg got strangled with his and Bhhooooom...... That was it !!!.... I was left with the taste of mud, the sweet smell of dew drops over lush green grass, the whistle of the refree, the cheer of the opponent supporters... We had lost !!!! Anyways lets start with the basics
I usually play as a Right forward ...Trust me, if you are not confident on your left foot, this is the only position where you should play(or else there is no other place for you :P) ...Its easy as you receive the ball with your left leg and then you have the space available on your right to bang the ball.
At SP, We had some great guys in the team, Arjun , the center forward and the Great Wall of China..., the chinkii Souma Kanti Paul. We were a perfect cover for each other's weakness ...
Arjun : An exceptional dribbler
SoumaKantiPaul : A faultless Defender
And me : A merciless hard hitter
Every evening, no-matter what, the three of us were found rubbing our studds in the firm fields of Bhawan's campus.
Basically, we are cool guys but the moment got down to grounds we were just WILD...When in different teams, we never thought twice to push, punch, kick, shout, abuse and even hit each other.. .Probably this was our passion, our religion that unified us !
The moment you realize that the ball has touched the correct part of your toes, you can be assured that its unstoppable. That's the beauty of this game .... Its a way of achieving ecstasy....
We defined the following rules of Football.....
1. if it moves, kick it.
2. If it doesn't move....... kick everything & anything until it does.
And we followed it trully.
Its long now that I have wore my studds, and the thought troubles me ; I look forward to join a Football club here in Bangalore ASAP!!
Any Suggestions ?
I cherish the sweet times of NIT Jalandhar- second year when we had night football tournaments.
Just imagine of a scene, clock striking 11 in the night, darkness everywhere, a lush green ground lit with flood lights, neatly marked football ground (White & Green), and the crowd waiting for the match to begin.
The feeling itself can turn anyone on !!
It is the Semi-Final today , an important match for us. More importantly, we were playing against the best teams of NITJ, The Blues.
The Blues had a terrifying record of 100% "Wins" ..
The match begun and as expected , possession of ball was like 20:80 between us and the Blues..
It was towards the end now and we were losing at 0-1 .
We got a chance.
This time,I carried the ball from the center-half , passed on to Aditya , the center-forward.
Aditya dribbled excellently, exceptional he was in this and passed on back to me. I realised that it was only the goal-keeper between me and the goal post. It was an important and the only moment to equal the lead ...If I could do this, our team would be credited as the first team equalling the best club of NITJ. My mind was flooded with all these thoughts.
"Shoot kar !! " shouted Aditya, before it was too late... But the moment I got the ball, I realized I was on the wrong ....I was surprised as the refree did not declare it an Off-side. He didnt blow the whistle..I was confused .....And within a fraction of second I knew that I was f***** late..
I have messed it up..
The goalie stood as a China Wall , my leg got strangled with his and Bhhooooom...... That was it !!!.... I was left with the taste of mud, the sweet smell of dew drops over lush green grass, the whistle of the refree, the cheer of the opponent supporters... We had lost !!!! Anyways lets start with the basics
I usually play as a Right forward ...Trust me, if you are not confident on your left foot, this is the only position where you should play(or else there is no other place for you :P) ...Its easy as you receive the ball with your left leg and then you have the space available on your right to bang the ball.
At SP, We had some great guys in the team, Arjun , the center forward and the Great Wall of China..., the chinkii Souma Kanti Paul. We were a perfect cover for each other's weakness ...
Arjun : An exceptional dribbler
SoumaKantiPaul : A faultless Defender
And me : A merciless hard hitter
Every evening, no-matter what, the three of us were found rubbing our studds in the firm fields of Bhawan's campus.
Basically, we are cool guys but the moment got down to grounds we were just WILD...When in different teams, we never thought twice to push, punch, kick, shout, abuse and even hit each other.. .Probably this was our passion, our religion that unified us !
The moment you realize that the ball has touched the correct part of your toes, you can be assured that its unstoppable. That's the beauty of this game .... Its a way of achieving ecstasy....
We defined the following rules of Football.....
1. if it moves, kick it.
2. If it doesn't move....... kick everything & anything until it does.
And we followed it trully.
Its long now that I have wore my studds, and the thought troubles me ; I look forward to join a Football club here in Bangalore ASAP!!
Any Suggestions ?
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Losing Virginity !!
My apologies to break the chain of "Three blunders at SP Jain" series..
In this piece of blog, I wish to share an experience that is definitely more interesting (especially for guys)..
I would be writing about someone who has given a new meaning to my life.
So guys......The story goes like .....
I fell in love again with someone who was nothing short of being Gorgeous ,attractive, adventorous and what not !! She was slim, tall, sexy and yet was irresistibly graceful .
Let me tell you the truth ? ... I used to get goose-bumps, the moment I heard her honey melted voice :)
In sooth, she had every bit that a Man can fantasize about !!
It was the month of July when I met her first in Bangalore.
The moment I saw her,I could feel a spark from within and the same moment I knew I am meant for her .
During long sleepless nights, I used to stand on my terrace thinking , had she been with me, we would have stood holding each other at a lonely place, preferably a lake .
Guys.... its not abnormal, people say that this usually happens when you fall in love..
I was waiting for the right time. Came August and I thought ...Enough of that ...Lets do it !!
And finally , one lucky day I got her approval......Life since then has never been so beautiful and exciting .....She is my best pal now and the cutest and impresessive quality in her is that she never leaves me alone !!
We go out together, have dinner together, watch movies together, stare at Bangalore beauties together !!! -- A perfect date what I can imagine of !!
"But now ... Ohh what have I done to her !!"As I watch her scars all my fond memories vanish off !!!
How can I do this to her ??" ,,, Its all my fault I know
My Sweetheart, my PULSAR lies helplessly silent at the center of the road and I am unable even to go upto her and pick her up ....
"Bhaiya jyaada chot to nahin lagi? " A kind passer-by brought me back to senses."Dheeray chalaaanaa chahiye naa .. Agar kuch ho jaataa to ?" He adviced me .. That kind soul picked up my sweetheart and got me some water.. I had sped over a mound of sand that lay just next to the road and had lost my contol over my bike for the first time ...
As my sweetheart tried to recover from her scars ....I looked at her regretfully !!!.But she smiled .... I could see a ray of assurance coming out of her as if she tried to say " Dont worry darling , I am Fine ..Its not ur mistake ..Come on Lets Get going.... vrooooooooooooommmmmmmm!!!! ".. .... She always turned me on with that killing spirit of hers ... In a mournful voice I said " I am sorry sweetheart . I will be careful next time onwards" .... She gave me a smile ad I kissed her !!!! Only then i could realize blood dripping out of my wound , My legs numb. My knees were not able to support me and I could feel the excruciating pain now ....
I called up my friend and informed him what had happened . The f****** congratulated me saying " Badhaayee ho yaar !!! You lost your Virginity " ....................F*** him ,but one thing is for sure ... Losing Virginity is indeed Painful ---- Both physically and mentally !!!
Isnt it ???
In this piece of blog, I wish to share an experience that is definitely more interesting (especially for guys)..
I would be writing about someone who has given a new meaning to my life.
So guys......The story goes like .....
I fell in love again with someone who was nothing short of being Gorgeous ,attractive, adventorous and what not !! She was slim, tall, sexy and yet was irresistibly graceful .
Let me tell you the truth ? ... I used to get goose-bumps, the moment I heard her honey melted voice :)
In sooth, she had every bit that a Man can fantasize about !!
It was the month of July when I met her first in Bangalore.
The moment I saw her,I could feel a spark from within and the same moment I knew I am meant for her .
During long sleepless nights, I used to stand on my terrace thinking , had she been with me, we would have stood holding each other at a lonely place, preferably a lake .
Guys.... its not abnormal, people say that this usually happens when you fall in love..
I was waiting for the right time. Came August and I thought ...Enough of that ...Lets do it !!
And finally , one lucky day I got her approval......Life since then has never been so beautiful and exciting .....She is my best pal now and the cutest and impresessive quality in her is that she never leaves me alone !!
We go out together, have dinner together, watch movies together, stare at Bangalore beauties together !!! -- A perfect date what I can imagine of !!
"But now ... Ohh what have I done to her !!"As I watch her scars all my fond memories vanish off !!!
How can I do this to her ??" ,,, Its all my fault I know
My Sweetheart, my PULSAR lies helplessly silent at the center of the road and I am unable even to go upto her and pick her up ....
"Bhaiya jyaada chot to nahin lagi? " A kind passer-by brought me back to senses."Dheeray chalaaanaa chahiye naa .. Agar kuch ho jaataa to ?" He adviced me .. That kind soul picked up my sweetheart and got me some water.. I had sped over a mound of sand that lay just next to the road and had lost my contol over my bike for the first time ...
As my sweetheart tried to recover from her scars ....I looked at her regretfully !!!.But she smiled .... I could see a ray of assurance coming out of her as if she tried to say " Dont worry darling , I am Fine ..Its not ur mistake ..Come on Lets Get going.... vrooooooooooooommmmmmmm!!!! ".. .... She always turned me on with that killing spirit of hers ... In a mournful voice I said " I am sorry sweetheart . I will be careful next time onwards" .... She gave me a smile ad I kissed her !!!! Only then i could realize blood dripping out of my wound , My legs numb. My knees were not able to support me and I could feel the excruciating pain now ....
I called up my friend and informed him what had happened . The f****** congratulated me saying " Badhaayee ho yaar !!! You lost your Virginity " ....................F*** him ,but one thing is for sure ... Losing Virginity is indeed Painful ---- Both physically and mentally !!!
Isnt it ???
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Top 3 Blunders I committed at SP Jain (Continued..)
Hi Guys,
My regards to all of those who bothered enough to go through my last Blog.
And Special thanks to those who felt it worthy enough to be commented !!
Keeping the blog alive .... Its time for me to give away my second secret (The second blunder I committed at SP)... So here it goes .............
I was always thought of a person who was easy-going , a hard-core procastinator, a person who is pathetically unambitious, laid back
In a euphemistic way I belonged to the genre of " Happy Go Lucky" kinds ....
Quite "Naturally " , the first time when I heard this, I didnt know its meaning until one of my friends labelled me this. I found it a very interesting attribute and googled it out ..
So for all of those who dont know the meaning ..these kind of creatures are "cheerfully irresponsible" to an offensive limits.
Every time I was awarded one of these kinds , I un-intentionally proved that I really deserved such kind of honour ; re-instating their "faith" in me. And I was never proud of that..
I had one of the lowest grades (this was optimistic :P ) in my class and after every result-out, I was expected to meet our Academic Co-Ordinator for counselling. "Vikash" she used to yell at me "Why dont you study??" . I was sick of hearing this every time..
To avoid sympathies from my closest buddies, I used to pretend as if this was quite unimportant to me and I am kinda proud to be having such a laidback,easy going attitude but at the bottom of my heart I used to curse myself and to find out a reason to this question.
At SP I was a part of Academic Committee(ACADCOM), which decides/ manages the future of academic shitt . I still am completely stumped as to why I was chosen to be a part of that since I never had a quality that validated my ACADCOM membership . I think the selection committee might have thought "If not ACADCOM then where-else :P".
Being a part of such a committee and getting the lowest grades was humiliating... Trust me it did hurt whenever my presence in this committee was questioned.
Amongst the crowd of critics, there were a few who surprisingly liked me.. Not because they had identified a true ME..but because they felt I was thought to be an easy nut to crack, blame it on my lineancy and my laid back attitude. The targets I set were always easy for them..
So I was engaged at SP fighting hard with myself, trying to prove that I was not the one they thought me to be , yet feigning to be cool person.... And as opposite to goodie goodie endings of Hindi Films, I failed to prove myself. Every time I got an opprtunity to prove myself, I lost ....
So with a broken leg (I met with an accident yesterday) when I think, "am I really like that?" , my heart says NO, but the facts falsify these claims.
Eventually , The second mistake that I committed was ---I faked myself !! ...
"Fake it till you make it " stands correct here ...
I faked to be a cool, careless person and at the end I think I had made it too.
If you set up your way of disposition the wrong way, People around start expecting the same behavior from you and you in turn start reacting like-wise...
Lastly, Some words of self-appraisal :P----
Amongst all these pretentions , I was always true to my friends, and was always available whenever they required me .... That's how good people are ... Is'nt it ?
OOps apologies, I never intended to make it so serious !!!
My regards to all of those who bothered enough to go through my last Blog.
And Special thanks to those who felt it worthy enough to be commented !!
Keeping the blog alive .... Its time for me to give away my second secret (The second blunder I committed at SP)... So here it goes .............
I was always thought of a person who was easy-going , a hard-core procastinator, a person who is pathetically unambitious, laid back
In a euphemistic way I belonged to the genre of " Happy Go Lucky" kinds ....
Quite "Naturally " , the first time when I heard this, I didnt know its meaning until one of my friends labelled me this. I found it a very interesting attribute and googled it out ..
So for all of those who dont know the meaning ..these kind of creatures are "cheerfully irresponsible" to an offensive limits.
Every time I was awarded one of these kinds , I un-intentionally proved that I really deserved such kind of honour ; re-instating their "faith" in me. And I was never proud of that..
I had one of the lowest grades (this was optimistic :P ) in my class and after every result-out, I was expected to meet our Academic Co-Ordinator for counselling. "Vikash" she used to yell at me "Why dont you study??" . I was sick of hearing this every time..
To avoid sympathies from my closest buddies, I used to pretend as if this was quite unimportant to me and I am kinda proud to be having such a laidback,easy going attitude but at the bottom of my heart I used to curse myself and to find out a reason to this question.
At SP I was a part of Academic Committee(ACADCOM), which decides/ manages the future of academic shitt . I still am completely stumped as to why I was chosen to be a part of that since I never had a quality that validated my ACADCOM membership . I think the selection committee might have thought "If not ACADCOM then where-else :P".
Being a part of such a committee and getting the lowest grades was humiliating... Trust me it did hurt whenever my presence in this committee was questioned.
Amongst the crowd of critics, there were a few who surprisingly liked me.. Not because they had identified a true ME..but because they felt I was thought to be an easy nut to crack, blame it on my lineancy and my laid back attitude. The targets I set were always easy for them..
So I was engaged at SP fighting hard with myself, trying to prove that I was not the one they thought me to be , yet feigning to be cool person.... And as opposite to goodie goodie endings of Hindi Films, I failed to prove myself. Every time I got an opprtunity to prove myself, I lost ....
So with a broken leg (I met with an accident yesterday) when I think, "am I really like that?" , my heart says NO, but the facts falsify these claims.
Eventually , The second mistake that I committed was ---I faked myself !! ...
"Fake it till you make it " stands correct here ...
I faked to be a cool, careless person and at the end I think I had made it too.
If you set up your way of disposition the wrong way, People around start expecting the same behavior from you and you in turn start reacting like-wise...
Lastly, Some words of self-appraisal :P----
Amongst all these pretentions , I was always true to my friends, and was always available whenever they required me .... That's how good people are ... Is'nt it ?
OOps apologies, I never intended to make it so serious !!!
Monday, November 2, 2009
Three blunders I committed at SP Jain !!
"The only person who never makes mistakes is the person who never does anything."- Denis Waitley :
One of the greatest quote of wisdom : that keeps motivating me to "do" things.
So I "did things" wherever and whenever I got an oportunity. :P
I thank my SP Jain days which gave me a platform to commit innumerous mistakes and those were just what we call "Best in breed"
So technically speaking, it was very dificult for me to hand pick the top three blunders I committed after coming here..
Mistake Number 3 :
Well it embarasses me but yes, I fell in love and that too for the first time..
And please dont frown your face as you read this through.. So Where was I ???... Yeah ....
Love imbalances your chemical hormones and you start behaving like a stupid.
It makes you a person that you probably never were ... It makes you do things that you in your wildest dreams would have imagined to do !!!
You got it right ..... Uncanny titillation in your heart .. Well probably is the first symptom...
Everything seems to be goodie goodie kinds .... And you feel like life starts rolling like a football towards the goal . But Mind this you are may be moving towards your devastation !! trust me !!
Well Well too much of that .... Coming Back ....
I would correct you all if are thinking that " Falling in love" was the mistake I am talking about ..
Anyways One fine day I told her what I felt for her .. Here I would advice newbies in love that it may be suicidal and the moment u face a denial .. You feel like some one has taken you up on Mount Everest... away fom all friends and then you are pushed down the steep slopes... ki " Betaa... Zinda bachaa to fir milenge" :P
Well at SP we believed in socializing with people, so we have something called an IPMessenger. Most of the love stories started or ended with this beautiful tool .In short it was a wonderful facilitator of establishing and demolishing relationships....
My "Choti si Love Story" too had started with this.. God knows ..when people were brushing through their marketing concepts reading philip kotler .. I used to wait for the first "Hi" through her IP.. Probably this Crazy feeling is called LOVE !!
Anyways it went on for quite some time and I got into a "self proclaimed" affair .. only to realize that someone had already pushed me down the giant Mt. Everest.
So a word of caution to my dear friends joining SP , please turn off your IP messenger and go for group studies in the Library.. The probability of success increases exponentially !!:)) I can advice you this because it was one of the biggest mistakes that I had committed....
My Mistake No. 2 would be telecasted shortly ... Till then care ... And Visit as many Libraries as you can !!!
Well it may be her who might be reading this .. but never mind its true ..
One of the greatest quote of wisdom : that keeps motivating me to "do" things.
So I "did things" wherever and whenever I got an oportunity. :P
I thank my SP Jain days which gave me a platform to commit innumerous mistakes and those were just what we call "Best in breed"
So technically speaking, it was very dificult for me to hand pick the top three blunders I committed after coming here..
Mistake Number 3 :
Well it embarasses me but yes, I fell in love and that too for the first time..
And please dont frown your face as you read this through.. So Where was I ???... Yeah ....
Love imbalances your chemical hormones and you start behaving like a stupid.
It makes you a person that you probably never were ... It makes you do things that you in your wildest dreams would have imagined to do !!!
You got it right ..... Uncanny titillation in your heart .. Well probably is the first symptom...
Everything seems to be goodie goodie kinds .... And you feel like life starts rolling like a football towards the goal . But Mind this you are may be moving towards your devastation !! trust me !!
Well Well too much of that .... Coming Back ....
I would correct you all if are thinking that " Falling in love" was the mistake I am talking about ..
Anyways One fine day I told her what I felt for her .. Here I would advice newbies in love that it may be suicidal and the moment u face a denial .. You feel like some one has taken you up on Mount Everest... away fom all friends and then you are pushed down the steep slopes... ki " Betaa... Zinda bachaa to fir milenge" :P
Well at SP we believed in socializing with people, so we have something called an IPMessenger. Most of the love stories started or ended with this beautiful tool .In short it was a wonderful facilitator of establishing and demolishing relationships....
My "Choti si Love Story" too had started with this.. God knows ..when people were brushing through their marketing concepts reading philip kotler .. I used to wait for the first "Hi" through her IP.. Probably this Crazy feeling is called LOVE !!
Anyways it went on for quite some time and I got into a "self proclaimed" affair .. only to realize that someone had already pushed me down the giant Mt. Everest.
So a word of caution to my dear friends joining SP , please turn off your IP messenger and go for group studies in the Library.. The probability of success increases exponentially !!:)) I can advice you this because it was one of the biggest mistakes that I had committed....
My Mistake No. 2 would be telecasted shortly ... Till then care ... And Visit as many Libraries as you can !!!
Well it may be her who might be reading this .. but never mind its true ..
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Why the name 7 up ?
Bloooop my second blog !!
I have an infallible record of asking the dumbest questions on this earth.
Upholding this legacy I get remineded of one of the instances.
After a long and successful pretention of hard work , I walked to my regular Ciggi shop..
Usually the shop is flooded with people, and the surrounding air is definitely devoid of Oxygen. People were smoking as if there was no tomorrow !!
Clearing the crowd and of course the cloud of smoke I shouted out to the " Bhaiya ek Ultra Milds denaa" !! ( I shifted from Navy Cut to Ultra Milds because some stupid smoker suggested me that smoking Navycut can lead to impotency - What Crap !! but anyhow ....)
Yaar why do "so many" people smoke "so much "?? A passing thought came to my mind ....
Our Bhaiya slipped a Ciggi on to my hands and said "Paanch Rupya ", I asked for a Thums Up
Bhaiya said "Thums up nahin hai , 7 UP chalega?" Without waiting for my approval ... He handed over a chilled 7 up bottle ....
It had been long since i took vodka with 7 up only .....
Taking the first sip , I asked bhaiya " Iska naam 7 up kyun hai ?"
Bhaiya was shocked !! That was a masterpiece expression ........on his face !!!
And believe me that was natural in every sense ....
I finshed my ciggi but the question still kept haunting me ....
Why a crazy name like 7 up , not 8 down or 69 up-down ??? No one had an answer !!
Well I got my answer from our very own Wiki -guru ...
"
its called 7 up because " the name is derived from the atomic mass of Lithium, 7, which was originally one of the key ingredients of the drink - Lithium Citrate"....."
This World is crazy , isnt it ?? Atomic mass ........ lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I have an infallible record of asking the dumbest questions on this earth.
Upholding this legacy I get remineded of one of the instances.
After a long and successful pretention of hard work , I walked to my regular Ciggi shop..
Usually the shop is flooded with people, and the surrounding air is definitely devoid of Oxygen. People were smoking as if there was no tomorrow !!
Clearing the crowd and of course the cloud of smoke I shouted out to the " Bhaiya ek Ultra Milds denaa" !! ( I shifted from Navy Cut to Ultra Milds because some stupid smoker suggested me that smoking Navycut can lead to impotency - What Crap !! but anyhow ....)
Yaar why do "so many" people smoke "so much "?? A passing thought came to my mind ....
Our Bhaiya slipped a Ciggi on to my hands and said "Paanch Rupya ", I asked for a Thums Up
Bhaiya said "Thums up nahin hai , 7 UP chalega?" Without waiting for my approval ... He handed over a chilled 7 up bottle ....
It had been long since i took vodka with 7 up only .....
Taking the first sip , I asked bhaiya " Iska naam 7 up kyun hai ?"
Bhaiya was shocked !! That was a masterpiece expression ........on his face !!!
And believe me that was natural in every sense ....
I finshed my ciggi but the question still kept haunting me ....
Why a crazy name like 7 up , not 8 down or 69 up-down ??? No one had an answer !!
Well I got my answer from our very own Wiki -guru ...
"
its called 7 up because " the name is derived from the atomic mass of Lithium, 7, which was originally one of the key ingredients of the drink - Lithium Citrate"....."
This World is crazy , isnt it ?? Atomic mass ........ lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My Experiments with Jack -Truth- Daniel's
So here I am, this is me..... with my first offering to all those who have enough time in their lives to kill !! After a "successful" comeback from last night's hangover I decided to share some enlightened thoughts that came into my mind.
So with due respect to Sir Jasper (Jack ) Daniel lets raise a toast for good health to all of us who are deliberately spoiling it ..
It starts with most famous footnote "Alcohol consumption is injurious to health" . The information provided on the bottle of this legendary drink is good enough to teach you about the technial details ... So lets discuss everything other than these technical details ....
Do you have any idea as to what happens when u guzzle off half a bottle of JD ?? ----
Well the answer is
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING" .
That's the beauty of this drink, NO helicopters flying over your head, no earthquakes and no feelings of drowning in the sea... U simply feel like flying on Cloud 9 ..
As rightly said -Scotch is a gentle-man's drink , JD has to be respected with soda or water but I promise you guys that it tastes Best with crushed ice (JD on the rocks).
Hangover's - no way !!! The best thing about JD is that it has got a steady graph which gives u a constant buzz the whole evening and what more to say about the next morning ... It feels as the freshest morning of your life !!!!
So in all faith lets whole heartedly thank Sir for his Elixir of Life
So with due respect to Sir Jasper (Jack ) Daniel lets raise a toast for good health to all of us who are deliberately spoiling it ..
It starts with most famous footnote "Alcohol consumption is injurious to health" . The information provided on the bottle of this legendary drink is good enough to teach you about the technial details ... So lets discuss everything other than these technical details ....
Do you have any idea as to what happens when u guzzle off half a bottle of JD ?? ----
Well the answer is
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING" .
That's the beauty of this drink, NO helicopters flying over your head, no earthquakes and no feelings of drowning in the sea... U simply feel like flying on Cloud 9 ..
As rightly said -Scotch is a gentle-man's drink , JD has to be respected with soda or water but I promise you guys that it tastes Best with crushed ice (JD on the rocks).
Hangover's - no way !!! The best thing about JD is that it has got a steady graph which gives u a constant buzz the whole evening and what more to say about the next morning ... It feels as the freshest morning of your life !!!!
So in all faith lets whole heartedly thank Sir for his Elixir of Life
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